We’ve all got hair, at one point or another, and we have to keep it looking good. Unless you’re fine with people smelling you before they can see you, you gotta keep clean. There’s lots of ways to get there, and we’re going to let you in on a few of them.
It’s a big push to actually get to the bath part, but once we’re in there I’m fine.
I only bathe indoors, I find the wind outside causes my hair to frizz.
Sometimes I like to let the water rise up to me, sure it’s a slow process, but here I am looking good and here you are asking me for advice.
Once I’m thoroughly rinsed and comfy, I’ll (you’ll) begin my washing routine. I’m pretty enthusiastic from this point out.
At this point, I don’t even mind sharing.
Surprise kitty bath! Sometimes I use this gooey stuff that makes me feel poofy.
Alright, maybe more than sometimes, it feels good! Like, this good.
Mmm. No candles, but it’ll do. I guess. You can go home after this, gullible human.
It’s true, once you find the right shampoo, you’re the boss of your hair and often everyone around you. Don’t get frustrated, there’s a shampoo out there for everyone.
Even if you don’t have much hair, the right shampoo makes a big difference, you can go from dull to dashing in no time. This is what happens when you find the right shampoo, you get rich. Before MenswearDog was MenswearDog he was selling pants at a Moores. He gets his shampoo and BAM! Money, fame, biscuits, anything he wants.
Now you might be saying, “I’m not really in magazines too often, but I still wanna have healthy hair like MenswearDog, do I have to be rich?” No you don’t, and don’t you go stealing other people’s shampoo either.
Well, you’re not catching that guy. If someone has stolen your shampoo, that sucks. All is not lost though, because you can just get it delivered. By a human, most of the time.
Most of the time, I said.
Some doggies have a ritual before their baths, this guy likes to glare menacingly at everyone. Until his hair is pulled back to reveal a big baby.
Or maybe you’re a regular doggy who just wants a regular bath and to feel nice at the end of it. There’s lots of doggies like that.
Well, that’s easy to get. Now, you’ve just gotta get dry.