Dogbook Doggy Dictionary (Part III):
BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.
SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.
In case you have have missed previous parts, you can find them here:
Part II: where the words: LEASH, GARBAGE CAN, and DROOL are defined.
Part I: where the words: DEAFNESS, THUNDER, and WASTEBASKET are defined.
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