As a community we are usually at an understanding of what’s normal and what’s not so normal. It’s constantly changing and often for the better, just like us. Usually we learn these boundaries when we’re younger and trying to learn everything. Our pets are part of our community though, and they seem to understand a great deal of our customs and behaviors, but not quite all of them. Here are a few of their habits that just don’t quite fit it. This is a sans butt-sniffing list
1. Fetching things
We’re just too lazy.
2. Sleeping in piles
Not one of them is upset about being woken up by 5 other dogs. That’s why dogs are awesome.
3. Chewing their toys
4. Barking at the vacuum
5. Eating extremely fast without needing hands
Their hatred of vacuums almost seems ironic at this point.
6. Cleaning yourself with your tongue
Although, if we could…
7. Demanding the identification of all house guests
Just say “Hi,” silly.
8. Barking at the moon
What if you were just walking through the park and saw some some screaming at the full moon? Seriously, it’s just scary thinking about it. Ozzy Osbourne even wrote a song about it.