Dogs have this sense that tells them to just roll with things, it’s one of the things that makes them so fun. They don’t care what something is unless they can eat it, sleep on it or pee on it. Some things however are sure to completely confound a dog. Sometimes, they’re even scarred for life (not really).
1. George, we’ve been married for 16 years, why haven’t you told me you could breathe fire?
2. I, I, I…
3. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.