If you’re looking for a quick laugh, then look no further. Check out these awesome quotes that are sure to put a smile on your face!
Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles Schulz
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- Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles Schulz
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- A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away. – Unknown
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- Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. – Elizabeth Taylor
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- Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe
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- Our dog chases people on a bike. We’ve had to take it off him. – Winston Churchill
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- Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Unknown
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- I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. – Wendy Liebman
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- I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend. – Barf from Spaceballs
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- Every dog has his day, until he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end. – June Carter Cash
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- The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. – Unknown
