As most of us know, dogs derived from wolves a long long time ago. Being the first domesticated animals, they’ve long lost the ability to hunt for themselves. If your pup is anything like mine he might get too confused by a tiny lady bug and start crying for help. But fear not dog lovers! We have teamed up with our pals from BarkBox to find the perfect animals for your little guy (or gal) to fight and would definitely win against.
Sure, he’s big, furry and scary…look at those teeth! But your dog can definitely take him down! Your dog is furrier and has sharper teeth! We’re sure that it won’t take too long for your pooch to get Mr. BigFurryScarySnowman to squeak in fear.
Most have witnessed the unfortunate, but slightly entertaining face of defeat of a dog that has tried to take down a tiny bee. Here we have a totally safe bee that your dog will sure be able to take down. Not only will this bee not sting, it will always squeak and make crinkling noises to show signs of defeat.
Dogs > Cats. Sure Benji the Tiger can bend and stretch in different directions to attack your dog. But your dog can stop Benji with just one strong swipe of the paw! Benji will recoil at the power!
4. The Frog Prince:
He might not look scary but as a Prince he controls a lot of power. He can have a whole kingdom come after your dog if he wanted! Frog Prince’s one weakness is true love’s kiss. One kiss from your dog and Frog Prince will squeak with delight. The one thing about the Frog Prince is his determination. He’ll never give up and is indestructible!
Ladybugs have your dog all confused? He doesn’t know what to do! Barking at it doesn’t seem to do very much because it’s still moving! Maybe if he just sits down and cry, you’ll hear him and come save the day. Not with this ladybug! Guaranteed to not move and confuse your poor pup! But will crinkle and squeak at the power of your dog’s teeth!
6. Big Blue Whale:
Big Blue might be in the water, but we know that most dogs love swimming. What if he faces a Big Blue?! What would he do. This guy is actually not that big. In fact he’s been known to lose to fights against Chihuahuas! And after they win, they tend to snuggle up against Blue because the extra blubber makes him extra soft!
7. Tiny Wooly Mouse:
We’ll be the first to confess: Mice are small, fast and they terrify us. And we’re not going to get a cat to help reduce the mice problem! Why not have your dog do that job?! Sure he might be a bit terrified of this wooly mouse, but like Tom & Jerry’s he might turn this mouse his new best friend!
All ‘animals’ can be found on the BarkShop!